Top 13 Tips To Lose Weight Fast

Tip #13: Only Eat Organic Foods

No, it’s not because organic foods are healthier, but because they are more expensive. That’s why I recommended they change the name of “Whole Foods” to “Whole Paycheck”. Organic foods are so expensive you cannot afford to buy much food. If you buy less food, you will eat less food and you will lose weight fast.

Tip #12: Become a Vegetarian

You have seen plenty of overweight vegetarians, but those are not real vegetarians. They eat french fries, pasta, sugar, and loaves of white bread. To lose weight fast, you must become a Raw Vegetarian. Raw Vegetarians only eat uncooked vegetables. No grains, sugars, fruits, roots, beans, nuts, dairy, or animal products.

Tip #11: Go Low Carb and Low Fat

Some weight loss experts tell you to eat “low carb”. Others say “low fat”. I think they are both right. You will lose weight fast if you only eat lean proteins. Egg-whites for breakfast. Tuna for lunch. Chicken breasts for dinner. Lean lunch meat for snacks.

Tip #10: Try Slim Quik

You have heard of Slim Fast Shakes and the Slim Fast Plan. Well, the Slim Quik Plan is better. You eat a Snickers for breakfast, a Snickers for lunch, and a Lean Cuisine for dinner. That’s fewer than 1000 calories a day. I like Snickers, but you can use other candy bars also.

Tip #9: Wear a Weight Vest

Dr Oz suggests people wear a pedometer all day to burn more calories. I never understood that because pedometers aren’t that heavy. Instead, I suggest you walk around wearing a 50-pound Weighted Vest. Now, that will burn some serious calories.

Tip #8: Quit Your Job

Having a job is overrated. It is also bad for your waistline. If you quit your job, you will really start to lose weight fast. You will have less money to buy food. You will also have more time to sleep. The more you sleep, the faster the pounds will drop off.

Tip #7: Try the Broth Diet

I designed another weight loss plan called “The Broth Diet”. With The Broth Diet, you can consume as much broth as you want. The broth can be any flavor. I personally enjoy beef or chicken. The only rule is that you must eat it with a fork.

Tip #6: Only Eat On T and S Days

Some people want to lose weight fast without changing the foods they eat. No problem. With the T & S Plan, you don’t have to change what you eat. But, you can only eat on the days of the week that start with a T or an S. Imagine how much weigh you’ll lose if you stop eating on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Tip #5: Wire Your Jaw Shut

This is an oldie, but still a goodie. Having your jaw wired shut by a dentist is a great way to lose weight quickly. It’s cheaper and less invasive than gastric bypass. You will be unable to eat, so you will be forced to lose weight. You will also be unable to talk, so people may actually start enjoying your company.

Tip #4: Try the Big Mac Diet

Any one who knows me, knows that I love Big Macs. I love the sauce, the buns, and the little onions. They are my favorite junk food. I have enjoyed Big Macs in four countries and Puerto Rico. I eat one every month as one of my cheat meals. But, it does not have to be a cheat anymore. With “The Big Mac Diet”, you have half of a Big Mac for breakfast, half of a Big Mac for lunch, and a whole Big Mac for dinner. That is fewer than 1100 calories a day. You will lose weight fast and enjoy every minute of it.

Tip #3: Go To Cancun

Simply go to Cancun and eat what you want. But, don’t forget to drink Mexican tap water with your meals. Eventually, you will experienceMontezuma’s revenge. Your body will eliminate the calories you just ate and you will be much too sick to eat anymore. Spring Break Weight Loss Plan!

Tip #2: Try P30XXX

If you stay up late at night watching infomercials then you know what P90X is. If not, P90X is the extreme home fitness system that helps you lose weight, get ripped, and look like a fitness model at home. However, it is a 90 day plan. You don’t want to wait 90 days. You want to lose weight fast. With P90X, you do a workout everyday for 90 days. Forget that. With my P30XXX, you use the P90X system; but instead of 1 workout daily, you do 3 workouts everyday. This will help you see results in only 30 days.

Tip #1: Use Naked Pictures

The fastest weight loss plan I have created is “The Naked Picture Diet”. With The Naked Picture Diet, you can eat anything you want and as much as you want. The only rule is that you have to eat while looking at two naked pictures of yourself. Get your camera. The first naked picture should be full frontal and the second should be a full side shot. If you are eating with friends or family, share the pictures. It will help them lose weight also.

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